Measurements of Merriment: January's Funny Friday

So here's the deal and how it works....Funny Friday, is a regular feature published on the last Friday of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month's picture. Links to the other blogger's posts are below, click on them and see what they've come up with. We hope to bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend!

Here's today's picture:

Submitted by Dino Hero Mommy

1. We said where we come from it's 7 Up and chicken,
Where we come from a lotta front porch sittin',
Where we come from tryin' to do some sippin',
And workin' hard when we're shovelin',
Where we come from...

2. Chocolate mustache lickin' good!

3. "No Trespassing" must be French for "Welcome, please come sit down and make yourself comfortable on my porch and enjoy a warm cup of hot chocolate."

4. Mom: "Smile honey, I wanna take a picture of you."
Child smiles.
Takes picture...
Mom: "Honey, you blinked. Let's do it again."
Child smiles again.
Takes picture...
Mom: "Oh, wait, the flash was on. Ok ready?"
Child smiles once again, but not showing teeth.
Takes picture...
Mom: "No, a bigger smile. You know like this." (Smiles really wide, showing all her teeth)
Child smiles one last time, sort of, mouth closed.
Takes picture...
Mom: "Have you had that chocolate mustache this whole time? Let's wash it off and take another!"
Dad thinking... Oh no, Momarazzi strikes again!

5. Little Tommy decided to participate in Mustache March with daddy.